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  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill
  • friend: you have great music taste!
  • me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

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beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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animatedtext:

clestroying:

When a porn post comes up on your dash

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ostracizedpoodle:

no one actually masturbates it’s just a running joke and if you do you’re sick

(via heyhihellocaroline)

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: proportionates, via rejoyces)

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kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes
wihshes:

☆ MAKE A WISH☆ 
Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach. Aristotle (via kushandwizdom) +
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