the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.
new obsession ♆
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language