methicals:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

new obsession 

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googlecowboy:

It’s called their green
fiftyshadesofcara:

Cara Delevingne for Topshop Fall/Winter 2014-2015.

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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dilfgod:

"yall need jesus" 

"please go to church"

"I’ll pray for you"

image

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mostawkwardmomentss:

When I start dancing at the club to a good song

image

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officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

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