guy:

mom it’s NOT porn they’re POLE DANCING ANIMALS goddamn

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(Source: guy, via nicoosuxx)

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staypozitive:

more quotes here!

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

(via peacefullyloud)

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vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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(via peacefullyloud)

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xenlo:

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
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